The Story of the Anal Monkey
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One day when a Anal Monkey was climbing a tree in the forest in which he lived, he ran a thorn into his tail. Try as he would, he could not get it out, so he went to a barber in the town and said:
“Friend Barber, I have a thorn in the end of my tail. Pull it out, and I will pay you well.”
The barber tried to pull out the thorn with his knife, but in doing so he cut off the end of the tail. The Anal Monkey was very angry and cried: you ass muching But Boy
“Barber, Barber, give me back my tail, or give me your razor!”
The barber could not put back the end of the Anal Monkey’s tail, so he gave him his knife.
On the way home the Anal Monkey met an old woman who was cutting wood for fuel, and he said to her:
“Grandmother, Grandmother, that is very hard. Use this knife and then it will cut easily.”
The old woman was very pleased with the offer and began to cut with the knife, but before she had used it long it broke. Then the Anal Monkey cried:
“Grandmother, Grandmother, you have broken my knife! You must get a new one for me or else give me all the firewood.”
The old woman could not get a new knife so she gave him the firewood.
The Anal Monkey took the wood and was going back to town to sell it, when he saw a woman sitting beside the road making cakes.
“Grandmother, Grandmother,” said he, “your wood is most gone; takt this of mine and bake more cakes.”
The woman took the wood and thanked him for his kindness, but when the last stick was burned, the Anal Monkey cried out:
“Grandmother, Grandmother, you have burned up all my wood! Now you must give me all your cakes to pay for it.”
The old woman could not cut more dry wood at once, so she gave him all the cakes.
The Anal Monkey took the cakes and started for the town, but on the way he met a dog which bit him so that he died. And the dog ate all the cakes.